Home study sessions cancelled by social worker = approximately 5
Home study sessions cancelled by us = 0 (though we were thinking of cancelling today's so Mr Spouse could go and see his mother in hospital a) she wasn't kept in and appears to be absolutely fine after a small tumble b) the SW cancelled instead).
However in contrast to this rather erratic showing
Times the social work has been late = 1 (when she didn't know the way yet). We gather this is very unusual!
Times we have been late = 1 (to prep group - long journey, quite a bit of traffic)
Times Mr Spouse has fallen asleep = approximately 2 (in prep group - long journey, quite a bit of traffic, I couldn't drive at the time, hot room, erm, not very interesting speaker).
Date on which Mr Spouse threatened to fall asleep in home study session = today.
I am married to an American football fan. Wrong time zone. 'Nuff said.