The other day:
Me: Mmm, hellooooo, are you awake?
Him: What does your meter* say?
Me: Red, why?
Him: Well, that's more complicated, not sure I feel like...
Me: Well, you're a bit late to think about that, we've been ignoring it so far!
Him: Oh, I thought we were paying attention to it...
I apologised the next day for not discussing it with him.
Him: Oh, I just do what you tell me. I don't mind.
You can see why I love him.